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Happy 2015!

Posted by maycantheatre on January 12, 2015 at 7:20 PM


It's been a year. We did it! - one thing a month for 12 months. It's been amazing and chaotic and exciting and we are so humbled by your willingness and support throughout. You are a brave bunch! 

Here's the list! 


  1. January - The kick-off party
  2. February - What about horses? @ Trois 
  3. March - Jerk it: an evening of masturbation stories 
  4. April - Flip it! (which Cory was the champion and everyone else was left humiliated) 
  5. May - Wolves > Boys in the park/BACAN with MAY CAN/Powerhouse send off party
  6. June - Wolves > Boys in MTL 
  7. July - Wolves > Boys in Winnipeg 
  8. August - Wolves > Boys in Edmonton
  9. September - May Can's 5th Birthday Roast 
  10. October - Tusk Turns One @ Fresh Meat 
  11. November - 1 Day Creation Workshop with May Can Theatre 
  12. December - May Can does: Sleep Deprivation


A special THANK YOU to the folks at Arts Court/The Ottawa Finge Festival. You people are the best around. And everyone else who lent us a helping hand, submited stories, roasted us, tended bar, sourced random items, lent us space, and all the other things - THANK YOU! 


Maybe you're a good writer. We sure as heck wish for your own sake you’re a good masturbator. Maybe you're both. Either way, we need YOU!

Because it was such a raucous goodtime the first time around, the undercurrents Festival has invited May Can Theatre to curate a second series of anonymously crowd-sourced first-hand accounts of jerking, diddling, flicking, rubbing, grabbing, pulling, twisting, jacking, jilling, petting, slapping, smacking, whacking, tickling your privates in private (or in some cases, public). It will be a celebration of self-love in all its glory, complexity, hilarity, diversity, discovery and stickiness.

To that end, we are looking for stories. Women, men, the experienced, and the soon to be more so, plus everyone else in between - we want to read any tale about rubbing one out you think is worth telling. The first time you did it. The time you were caught doing it. The time you surprised yourself in doing it. There are as many stories as there are people who self-love. And really, we all do it…

Everyone and anyone are welcome to submit stories up until Feb 6. To do so anonymously, use the following login credentials to email us.



Stories should clock in anywhere between 3 - 7 minutes in length. And please make sure to title your masturbatory tale. Apart from that, it’s late and you’re alone with your notebook/computing device…frisky adventurous feelings… you get the gist: it’s carte blanche!

Standout stories will be read allowed - in public - by guest readers during undercurrents, Feb 12 - 21 @ Arts Court (2 Daly Ave). For more information on the event and all the other amazing programming included in the festival visit:

We wait in anticipation of reading your solo-sexy-time stories. Thank you in advance for entrusting us with them! That's it for now. More about upcoming stuff to come

Love, May Can Theatre

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